Christiano Ronaldo now has his own game. Is it about football you ask? Well, I’m no fancy city slickin’ football fan, but I’m pretty sure what I’m seeing here isn’t it.
All you crazy people were expecting a game featuring a professional footballer to be about football, weren’t you? Even though it would obviously be about Ronaldo skating through an endless neon street, attempting to escape from Paparazzi Pete with his oldest friend, Hugo the Troll. Wait… what?
Yes, this is actually a fairly accurate overview of Ronaldo’s game. I’m not really sure why this is a thing, or if it really is a thing for that matter. I keep expecting to wake up. In any case, it will probably sell in the millions.
Henrik Kølle, founder and CEO of Hugo Games, said:
“We achieved more than 25 million downloads of the first mobile games starring Hugo the Troll, thanks to great games and a strong brand. We have no doubt that Hugo the Troll has the potential to become the world’s greatest gaming character - especially with Cristiano Ronaldo at his side.”
Yes, I’m sure he will…
Ronaldo & Hugo: Superstar Skaters is out for iOS now, I don’t really have anything else to say.